WhEn YoU'rE bOrEd
- why
do hot dogs come in packets of 6 when hot dog buns come in packets of 8?
- why aren't people in plays called players?
- why is it always bad when you're 'under par', but it golf it's good?
- if the universe is expanding...what is it expanding into? what more space is there? *ow i got a headache*
- why does larisa cloud-watch when there are no clouds?
- a good friend will bail you out of jail...your best friend is sitting next to you in the cell saying ... 'Dude, that was awesome !!!'
- why put off until tomorrow that which you can put of all together?
- artificial intelligence aint got nothing on natural stupidity...
- caution: i know karate...and a few other oriental words
- im the girl that makes your mom wish you'd bought that motorcycle
- shoplifters will be beaten, stabbed and stomped...survivors will be prosecuted
- people who throw things at the crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them
- everyone is crazy...only a few people are good at it
- be nice to people. they out-number you 6.59 billiion to 1
- a good friend will bail you out of jail...your best friend is sitting next to you in the cell saying 'Dude, that was awesome !!!'
- in paris they simply stared at me when i spoke to them in frech. i never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language
- beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
- it's not that im lazy...i just don't care
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